Meaning of Words

[Garyt]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE


1. `Fine` This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need
to shut up.

2. `Five Minutes` If she is getting ready this means half an hour.Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have been given five minutes more to watch the game before helping around the
house.

3. `Nothing` This is the calm before the storm.This means something, and you should be on
your toes.Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.

4. `Go Ahead` This is a dare not permission.Don,t do it!!

5. `Loud Sigh` This is actually a word,but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by
men.A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiotand wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you about nothing.(Refer to #3 for the meaning of Nothing)

6. `Thats Okay` This is one of the most dangerous statements women can make to a man
`Thats ok` means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay
for your mistake.

7. `Thanks` A women is thanking you,do not question it,or faint.Just say you,re welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here-This is true,unless she says `Thanks alot` that is PURE
sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.DO NOT say `you,re welcome`that will bring on a
Whatever.

8. `Whatever` IS a womens way of saying **** YOU.

9. `Don`t Worry About it,I Got it` Another dangerous statement,meaning this is something
that a woman has told a man to do several times,but is now doing it herself.This will result in a
man asking `What`s wrong?`For the womans response refer to#3 than #8.......

[Lins]

Seen it, heard it, done it.

[lucy73]

OMG Gary.....have you been listening in on me when I've got PMS?!!!

[jackiem]

I'm impressed Gary. You know us so well!

[Ann Mee]

Really made me laugh, I have used a few of those statements today to my other half and the explanations are exactly what I meant! Perhaps it would do him good to read this.................