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Garyt
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A woman was up in front of the judge for shoplifting a tin of peaches

the judge asked her " how many peaches were in the tin?"

the woman relied " four your honour"

the judge told her " I sentence you to four years in prison !! "

her husband piped up in the public gallery

" she pinched a tin of peas too !! "
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Kath, Toby (Balee and Megan - Never out of my thoughts :love2: )
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HAVE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE
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