Yorkshire Problems

[playpen]

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi’ us."



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A Yorkshireman's dog dies, and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

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Bloke from Barnsley with a sore bum asks the chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell . cream?"
The Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

[Emma T]

Tee hee, have just forwarded these on to my Yorkshire dad!

[middlechef]

My OH not impressed ... he Yorkshire lad born and bread !!!!!

I for my sins am Cheshire (Stockport) lass born and bred ( till got moved to Bedfordshire by my parents) .... and am still not forgiven by some of my family for imigrating to "the other side" !!!!!

I however did find jokes funny ... and some of 'em over 'ere ... do speak like that too !!!

[Seamusmum]

I can safely say people around my neck of the woods don't speak like that

[Diesel Kate]

Hope Gary does not see this

[Lins]

Hope Gary does not see this

I hope he does.

[Ablineth]

Well ,I have to own up to being from Barnsley and believe me they can be far broader in the accent than that!!

sort of " oo wor shi wi, wor shi wi ersen, aye shi wor!!"

must say I liked the one about the statue though!!

Ky

[Garyt]

Hope Gary does not see this

I,ve seen it we dont speak like that round here

Hope Gary does not see this

I hope he does.

Can you help Lin do you know how to cancel an ebay bid?.........

I made a bid for a mickey mouse outfit and now I'm 6mins away from owning Liverpool FC.

[Seamusmum]

and now I'm 6mins away from owning Liverpool FC.

How much was your bid Gary? A £1?