New Elderly Care Programme

[Lins]

I must certainly give this due consideration:

The Government has refused proper health care to many elderly citizens due to their advancing years. It is a worrying problem for many, but help is at hand.

Join the new free care plan today. If you are 65 years or over, you can apply. All new members will receive a gun and four bullets.

You are allowed to shoot one MP (two if you live in England), one MSP, one councillor and, just to be sure of a long sentence, someone you really don't like amd think the world could do without.

As part of the plan, you will leave enough evidence to make sure you are caught and, in due course will be sent to prison.
There, you willl get a safe, centrally heated environment, three meals a day, lots of company, free TV and an assortment of games, plus - most importantly - all the health care you need!

New Teeh needed? No problem.
New glasses? They'll be provided.
New hip, knees, kidney, lung, heart? They're all covered too.

Who will pay for all of this? The same government that told you they cannot afford your current health care. As an added bonus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay tax anymore.

Britain, a GREAT country or what?

p.s. The EU have given prisners the vote so they can vote in this wonderful government again!!!

[Glenys]

Bring on the gun I can think of a few Iwould shoot

[natty]

Brill, sign me up

[JacksDad]

I would be up for this except for two problems......nowhere near enough bullets....and more importantly, Jack wouldn't be able come with me.......

[Ann Mee]

I would be up for this except for two problems......nowhere near enough bullets....and more importantly, Jack wouldn't be able come with me.......

Have to agree, Glenys is right too!

Ann x