No Offence to Geordies especiall as I live in Washington

[Bold Barney]

Only a Geordie man can make you feel like a woman

A plane passed through a severe storm.

The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, "I'm too young to die," she cried.

Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!

Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a man from Newcastle stood up in the rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time.

No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.

She gasped...

Then, he spoke....



"Iron this -- and then get me a beer Pet."

JuliA AND bARNEy

[natty]

Only a Geordie man can make you feel like a woman

Married to one.....and that soooooooo true

[Diesel Kate]

Not married to one but still get the same response

[Lins]

When God made man, he didn't break the mould

[Ann Mee]

Ann x

[janhind]

I didnt realise my hubby was on that plane !! (geordies born & bred)

jan xx