POOR ADAM

[Lins]

In the beginning there was Adam, and God said to Adam

"Go down into that valley" and Adam said "What's a valley?"
And God explained it to him.

The God said "Cross the river" and Adam said "What's a river?"
And God explained it to him.

And then God said "Go over the mountain" and Adam said, "What's a mountain?"
And God explained it to him.

The he told Adam, "On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave", and Adam said "What's a cave?"
And God explained that to him.

And then God said "In the cave, you will find a woman" and Adam said, "What's a woman?"
God explained that to him also, and said "I want you to reproduce" Adam said "How do I do that"?
And God explained it to him.

So, off went Adam, down into the valley, accross the river, and over the hill and into the cave and found the woman, and in about five minutes he was back.

God said "What is it now?"

And Adam said..................



"What's a headache?"

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[Linda&David]

David.