Several things a dog needs to remember

[Aileen]

Things Dogs Need To Remember



The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.



I do not need to suddenly stand straight up
When I'm lying under the coffee table.



I will not roll my toys behind the fridge,
Behind the sofa or under the bed.



I must shake the rainwater out of my
Fur before entering the house.



I will not eat the cats' food,
Before they eat it or after they throw it up.



I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces
Of clean carpet in the house when I am about to get sick.



I will not throw up in the car.



I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, deer, etc.
Just because I like the way they smell.



"Kitty box crunchies,"
Although they are tasty, are not food.



The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.



I will not chew my human's
Toothbrush and not tell them.



When in the car, I will not insist on having the
Window rolled down when it's raining outside.



We do not have a doorbell.
I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.



I will not steal my mom's underwear and
Dance all over the backyard with it.



The sofa is not a face towel.
Neither are mom & dad's laps.



My head does not belong in the refrigerator.



I will not play tug-of-war with dad's
Underwear when he's on the toilet.



I will not eat mint flavored dental floss
Out of the bathroom garbage to avoid having
a string hanging out of my butt.



I will not use "roll around in the dirt" as an
Option after just getting a bath.



Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is
Not an acceptable way of saying hello.



I will not come in from outside and immediately
Drag my butt across the carpet.



I will not sit in the middle of the living room
And lick my crotch in front of company.



Suddenly turning around and smelling
My butt can quickly clear a room.



The cat is not a squeaky toy,
So when I play with him and he makes that noise,
it's usually not a good thing.

[andrea]

:D :D :D

[CarolynM]

Thats fantastic Aileen - and so true!!! :D

[Glenys]

great :D

[Diesel Kate]

Just love it -The only thing missing is the SOCKS?


Kath