A nice, calm and respectable woman went into a pharmacy, looked the pharmacist straight in his eyes and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I’ll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! NO! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Never Trust the Chemist
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