The first olympic joke?

[12_paws]

(Apologies to those of Irish descent)
THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE?.

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't
got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to
the gate.

"McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
shoulder.

"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it
under his arm.

"O'Malley, Ireland," he says,

"Fencing."

[mollie]

[Willow]

Yes, the first Olympic 2012 joke that I've heard...