Mothers
My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done
If you are going to kill each other do it outside
My Mother taught me religion
You better pray that comes out of the carpet
My Mother taught me about time travel
If you don’t straighten up Ill knock you into the middle of next week
My Mother taught me Logic
It’s because I said so Ok
My Mother taught me more logic
If you fall of that swing and break your neck you’re not going shopping with me
My Mother taught me foresight
Wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident
My Mother taught me Irony
Keep crying and ill give you something to cry for
My Mother taught me about justice
One day when you have kids I hope they turn out JUST like you.
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I rememberf it well from my mother and me to mine
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My mother would say you better not be sulking or I will knock your head off no wonder I turned out like I did
Do you remember when told off you would go in next room and pull your face? she would say I can see you ! and I wondered how can she see me ? but didnt doubt it
Do you remember when told off you would go in next room and pull your face? she would say I can see you ! and I wondered how can she see me ? but didnt doubt it
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Re: Mothers
I remember the one about praying that mess comes out of the carpet. My goodness, it seemed like an eternity waiting to hear as to whether the stain had been successfully removed!! Also recall the clean underwear one too
Mandy and Nibby