Investments

[Lins]

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG insurance company one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers five years ago, you would have nothing today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have nothing today

But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer,
you would have received £214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

Furthermore, a recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be British!

[Glenys]

[twig28]

[playpen]

Love the logic and I have taken note.

[12_paws]

very good!

[Simbasmum]

Indeed - 41.5 miles in Labrador owner's cases, due to the walking!

[Diesel Kate]

[Maggies Dad]

I Love a good excuse for another beer !!!!!

[Judynjake04]

That's it then, invest in more beer