Country folk

Glenys · Post by **Glenys** » 29 Jan 2013, 15:32

When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.

A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town" said the boy.
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" asked the farmer.
"No, he went with Mom and Dad" the boy answered.
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,
and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can
give Dad a message" said the boy.
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.
It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...
"You would have to talk to Dad about that.
I know he charges £500 for the bull and £50 for the pig,
but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

Diesel Kate · Post by **Diesel Kate** » 29 Jan 2013, 15:35

jackiem · Post by **jackiem** » 29 Jan 2013, 15:38

Lins · Post by **Lins** » 29 Jan 2013, 17:22

Linda&David · Post by **Linda&David** » 30 Jan 2013, 19:42

David

Johndale · Post by **Johndale** » 30 Jan 2013, 20:26

John & Teddyxx

Ann Mee · Post by **Ann Mee** » 01 Feb 2013, 18:29

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