Jesus is watching you.....

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12_paws
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Jesus is watching you.....

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"Jesus knows you're here"

A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shone his flash-light around, looking for valuables,
when a voice in the dark said,
"Jesus knows you're here."
He nearly jumped out of his skin,
Clicked his flash-light off, and froze..
When he heard nothing more,
After a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically,
Looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flash-light
beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep" the parrot confessed, then squawked,
"I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, Huh? Who in the world are you ?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed.
"What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

Nice doggy....hehe..
Des x

Desley and Finn
Harley & Diesel, safe in my heart
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Mr Bumpy, Jess and Tilly always in our hearts xx

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Marge and Jess x
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