>
> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
> decides to take a nap.
> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
> out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
> and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading".
> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
> any moment. 'I'll have to take you in and write you up."
> "For reading a book?" she replies.
> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again,
> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading".
> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
> any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault", says the
> woman.
> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> start at any moment."
> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>
> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
> think
