Leroy and the Preacher

[Diesel Kate]

Leroy and the Preacher

"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar,"
the Preacher says.

Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks:
"Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you."

Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the
other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays,
he prays up a storm for Leroy.

After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back
and asks,"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday!"