The Hair Cut

[Lins]

One day a florist goies to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied:
"I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week". The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning, thre is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, again the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week". The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at the door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay the bill, the barber again reples: "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week". The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve your Business' and Becoming More Successful'.

Then, a member of Parliament comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay the bill, the barber again replies "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week". The Member of Parliament is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Member of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental diference between the citizens of our country and the Members of Parliament.l

Vote Carefully.

[tosca100]

[natty]

A very clever joke

[JoanG]

Love it, MPs certainly live by different rules to the rest of us