Doggie Tails

[playpen]

A man took his dog into a pub.
When the soccer scores came on the telly and announced Liverpool had lost,the dog went mad, knocking over tables and attacking customers.
“Whats got into your dog?” asked the barman.
“He just can’t take it when Liverpool are beaten.
“What does he do if they win?.
“I dunno-I’ve only had him for nine months.

“Yes the dog is house trained.
He does it in the house.

A man in a pub complained to a dog owning customer “I was just slipping out to get a paper and your dog went for me”.
“That’s funny” said the punter “He wont go for me”.

[Garyt]

lins will like the 1st one

[jackiem]

[playpen]

Hi Lins ,

Gary told me you enjoy Liverpool football jokes,so heres "Annuver one ".

A liverpool fan was seen climbing over the Fence.
The police appreended??? him and escorted him back into the ground.

[Linda&David]

David.