Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
A pony walks into a bar and coughs, "Hey, COUGH. Gimme a bu COUGH a beer COUGH. The bartender serves him and says, "What's with your voice?" The pony says, "Nothing, I'm just a little hoarse.
A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer......and some of those peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"
Corny Jokes
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Re: Corny Jokes
You can do better than that Gary (as long at it doesn't involve Liverpool FC 
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