Married

[Lins]

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes I am. I married the wrong man".

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband wanted'
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine".

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

Then there was a woman who said "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married
And by then, it was too late.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your husband to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say - talk in your sleep.

A Woman's Prayer

Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man, to love and forgive him, and for patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll beat him to death".

[Melliott]

Love Michelle X

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[Glenys]

very good I always say I have been married twice before and if God forgives me this time I promise I wont do it again

[royuk]

Love it