The Ventriloquist

[Lins]

An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welshman:

"Gooday Taff, mind if I talk to your dog?"

Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Englishman."

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: Yeah, doin all right."

Taff: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing to the Villager)

Dog: "Yep".

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Yeah, real good, he walks me twice a day feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play".

Taff: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Taff: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either..... I think".

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Taff: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner"? (Pointing to the villager)

Hoerse: "Yep."

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the elements."

Taff: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Taff: (in panic) "The sheep's a liar......"

[Ann Mee]

Had to think about that one for a moment got there in the end though

Ann x

[playpen]

Q. "what do you call a man with 50 girlfriends???"
A. A Sheperd.

[royuk]

Q. "what do you call a man with 50 girlfriends???"
A. A Sheperd.

LOL The short ones are the best

[Ann Mee]

Q. "what do you call a man with 50 girlfriends???"
A. A Sheperd.

Ann x