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Childbirth at 65

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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65 year old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked

"Not yet" she said, "I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked "May I see the new babay now?"

"No, not yet" she said.

After several more minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet" she said.

Growing very, very impatient, I asked, "Well when can I see the baby?"

"When he cries" she told me.

"When he cries?" I demanded "Why do I have to wait until he cries?"

"BECAUSE IF FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM OK"!!
Lins, Molly and Scooby

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Mr Bumpy, Jess and Tilly always in our hearts xx

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Lucy, Lesley & Tasha xx
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Nice one :hello1: :hello1:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Joan and George x
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Kath, Toby (Balee and Megan - Never out of my thoughts :love2: )
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