Smile for the day
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Smile for the day
Several days ago, as I left a meeting, I desperately gave myself a personal search. I was looking for my keys.
They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park.
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I scanned the car park I came to a terrifying conclusion! His theory was right. The car park was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all.
"Hello My Love", I stammered; I always call him "My Love" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had disconnected, but then I heard his voice. He barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your bloody car."
This is what they call, " the Golden Years!"
They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park.
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I scanned the car park I came to a terrifying conclusion! His theory was right. The car park was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all.
"Hello My Love", I stammered; I always call him "My Love" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had disconnected, but then I heard his voice. He barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your bloody car."
This is what they call, " the Golden Years!"
Lins, Molly and Scooby
A house isn't a home without at least one Labrador
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Re: Smile for the day
Lol
You're not alone in doing things like this!
You're not alone in doing things like this!
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Re: Smile for the day
Lins,
This made us all laugh out loud tonight.
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Re: Smile for the day
Priceless!
I've joined the ranks of those that find themselves in a room and wondering why on earth they went in there.. all downhill from here for us both Lins..
I've joined the ranks of those that find themselves in a room and wondering why on earth they went in there.. all downhill from here for us both Lins..
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Re: Smile for the day
Brilliant
I sometimes find myself going upstairs and wondering what I went up for. Not the best exercise for dodgy knees
I sometimes find myself going upstairs and wondering what I went up for. Not the best exercise for dodgy knees
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Re: Smile for the day
In any case thank you for giving us your opinionWillow wrote: Priceless!
I've joined the ranks of those that find themselves in a room and wondering why on earth they went in there assurances obsèques.. all downhill from here for us both Lins..
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