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When Purdey met the Pekingese
Posted: 26 Jun 2011, 22:53
by arlyj
based on a real encounter Friday evening in Kelvindale Park
when Purdey met the Pekingese
she went up to say hello
it moved
she jumped into the air
and ran away
ho ho
Re: When Purdey met the Pekingese
Posted: 27 Jun 2011, 18:40
by Lins
Re: When Purdey met the Pekingese
Posted: 27 Jun 2011, 18:54
by arlyj
Part 2. The right to reply
Friday I met a Pekingese
It looked like a cuddly toy.
When it moved
I got a fright
and ran away.
oh joy
Purdey x
tbc
Re: When Purdey met the Pekingese
Posted: 27 Jun 2011, 19:21
by arlyj
Part 3. What the Pekingese has to say
In the park I met a big black dog
Although she was a stranger
I acted tough
and chased her off
'cos I'm a secret
Power Ranger
The Peke x
Re: When Purdey met the Pekingese
Posted: 27 Jun 2011, 19:26
by Lins
Re: When Purdey met the Pekingese
Posted: 27 Jun 2011, 20:10
by arlyj
Ok, Part 4. From Buster's perspective
The night I met the peeking geese
it looked just like its mum
Long blond hair
a squished up face
and a pom pom on its
.....
BUSTER!!!!!!!!!
wash your mouth out
xx
Re: When Purdey met the Pekingese
Posted: 27 Jun 2011, 20:12
by arlyj
Lins wrote:
p.s. Molly thinks she is a power ranger cos I'm a countryside ranger, but don't tell her she isn't.
Buster says Molly can be his Power Ranger any time
Re: When Purdey met the Pekingese
Posted: 28 Jun 2011, 23:03
by arlyj
Part 5. The Apology
Buster would like to apologise for any offence his previous post may have caused to the Pekingese and has issued the following statement...
the night I met the Pekingese
she was walking with her owner
with her long blond hair
and her cute wee nose
perhaps I ought to
phone her?
Re: When Purdey met the Pekingese
Posted: 29 Jun 2011, 10:03
by arlyj
Part 6. And finally.....
the night I met the big black lab
he greeted me with so much joy
but I've got news for you my friend
yep, you guessed it, I'm
a BOY
Peke x
the end
Re: When Purdey met the Pekingese
Posted: 29 Jun 2011, 19:14
by Lins
Thank you. I have just read them all through again, and I'm grinning.
Really enjoyed those.