Ode to Andrex
Posted: 08 Apr 2014, 11:46
There is a brand of toilet roll
With an advert you all know
It shows a Labrador puppy
With paper on the go
This brand had another advert
Rollaphobia was its name
The puppy had the right idea
Instead of the paper playing game
I am here to tell them
Showing a puppy isn’t best
Chasing after toilet paper
Is not always like the rest
Now I'm certainly a Labrador
An overgrown puppy you might say
I can show this well known brand
That with their paper I won’t play
And as for the rollaphobia
There’s not much I can add
Avoidance isn’t in my nature
But leaving them is mad
I haven't had that many toys
But now nothing else is good enough
For when it comes to cardboard tubes
I really loves the stuff
So Andrex, here’s my message
Please take these words as said
I am an overgrown puppy
And your cardboard tubes I’ll shred
I knows just what I likes
And your paper will not do
So listen Andrex and take my advice
Put your adverts in the loo
Love Bridget Biggy Boo xxxx
(was known as Fudge but me + Mum preferred Bridget Biggy Boo)
With an advert you all know
It shows a Labrador puppy
With paper on the go
This brand had another advert
Rollaphobia was its name
The puppy had the right idea
Instead of the paper playing game
I am here to tell them
Showing a puppy isn’t best
Chasing after toilet paper
Is not always like the rest
Now I'm certainly a Labrador
An overgrown puppy you might say
I can show this well known brand
That with their paper I won’t play
And as for the rollaphobia
There’s not much I can add
Avoidance isn’t in my nature
But leaving them is mad
I haven't had that many toys
But now nothing else is good enough
For when it comes to cardboard tubes
I really loves the stuff
So Andrex, here’s my message
Please take these words as said
I am an overgrown puppy
And your cardboard tubes I’ll shred
I knows just what I likes
And your paper will not do
So listen Andrex and take my advice
Put your adverts in the loo
Love Bridget Biggy Boo xxxx
(was known as Fudge but me + Mum preferred Bridget Biggy Boo)