Romance!
Posted: 29 Dec 2014, 19:40
Barb was lying in bed one night. Bill was falling asleep but Barb was
in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck..."
Angrily, Bill threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Barb asked..
"To get my teeth!"
Des x
in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck..."
Angrily, Bill threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Barb asked..
"To get my teeth!"
Des x
