ACTUAL LABEL INSTRUCTIONS !
Posted: 21 Jun 2007, 12:34
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some ACTUAL label instructions on consumer goods
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn
upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accident if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers ! )
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
( and that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
( but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
( but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
( I'm taking this because???....)
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
( as opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
( now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly."
( I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or privates."
( Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
through stupidity, here are some ACTUAL label instructions on consumer goods
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn
upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
===============================================
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
===============================================
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accident if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers ! )
===============================================
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
===============================================
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
========================================
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
==============================================
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
( and that would be???....)
=========================================
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
( but, it's just a suggestion.)
=============================================
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
( but wouldn't this save me time?)
============================================
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
( I'm taking this because???....)
=======================================
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
( as opposed to what?)
===========================================
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
( now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
===========================================
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly."
( I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
===========================================
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or privates."
( Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)