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Blondes
Posted: 17 Jun 2010, 05:58
by Garyt
A rather good looking mid twenties curvy blonde walks into a library and approaches the lady behind the counter and patiently waits her turn in the queue, When it's her turn the lady behind the counter looks up at her, smiles and says "Good morning, how may I help you today?"
The young blonde in a loud voice promptly replies " I would Like a Big Mac AND Fries Please"
The lady behind the counter, obviously shaken by this response replies in a very lowered tone, " You do realise this is a library?"
The blonde girls starts to blush slightly, leans forward and almsot whispers back, " I am so sorry, could I have a big mac and fries please"
Re: Blondes
Posted: 17 Jun 2010, 07:38
by jackiem
Re: Blondes
Posted: 17 Jun 2010, 08:35
by playpen
Re: Blondes
Posted: 17 Jun 2010, 10:38
by Glenys
Gary
Re: Blondes
Posted: 17 Jun 2010, 13:15
by Ann Mee
Cheeky!
Ann x
Re: Blondes
Posted: 17 Jun 2010, 14:47
by Simbas Mum
As I recall Gary started with these blonde jokes just before the last fun day. I think he likes living dangerously as he had a lot of blonde women out for revenge last year. I am now brunette but Gary beware I can still sneak revenge on you
Re: Blondes
Posted: 17 Jun 2010, 20:29
by Linda&David
Re: Blondes
Posted: 18 Jun 2010, 19:02
by royuk
Re: Blondes
Posted: 18 Jun 2010, 19:05
by Lins
Re: Blondes
Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 10:23
by Simbas Mum
Dont worry Lins I know who he is
Re: Blondes
Posted: 22 Jun 2010, 23:17
by Melliott
Simbas Mum wrote:As I recall Gary started with these blonde jokes just before the last fun day. I think he likes living dangerously as he had a lot of blonde women out for revenge last year. I am now brunette but Gary beware I can still sneak revenge on you
Gary, you want to think yourself VERY lucky that this blonde lady can't attend the funday - however I do have a VERY good memory !
Love Michelle X
Re: Blondes
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 19:38
by Lins
Simbas Mum wrote:Dont worry Lins I know who he is
Unless he is the the cowering in the corner, and I very much doubt it, can you please point him out to me.
Re: Blondes
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 21:58
by Simbas Mum
Lins wrote:Simbas Mum wrote:Dont worry Lins I know who he is
Unless he is the the cowering in the corner, and I very much doubt it, can you please point him out to me.
Oh Yes and to anyone else who wants to know
Re: Blondes
Posted: 24 Jun 2010, 10:50
by Garyt
Simbas Mum wrote:As I recall Gary started with these blonde jokes just before the last fun day. I think he likes living dangerously as he had a lot of blonde women out for revenge last year. I am now brunette but Gary beware I can still sneak revenge on you
Q.Why are blonde jokes so simple?
A.So brunettes can remember them
Sorry Karen i could not resist
Re: Blondes
Posted: 24 Jun 2010, 12:49
by Diesel Kate
What are you like. I bet you are hoping you are safe as you are an invalid
