Childbirth at 65
Posted: 10 Jul 2010, 18:55
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65 year old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
"May I see the new baby?" I asked
"Not yet" she said, "I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked "May I see the new babay now?"
"No, not yet" she said.
After several more minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet" she said.
Growing very, very impatient, I asked, "Well when can I see the baby?"
"When he cries" she told me.
"When he cries?" I demanded "Why do I have to wait until he cries?"
"BECAUSE IF FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM OK"!!
"May I see the new baby?" I asked
"Not yet" she said, "I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked "May I see the new babay now?"
"No, not yet" she said.
After several more minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet" she said.
Growing very, very impatient, I asked, "Well when can I see the baby?"
"When he cries" she told me.
"When he cries?" I demanded "Why do I have to wait until he cries?"
"BECAUSE IF FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM OK"!!
