Announcement on the PA system
Posted: 16 Aug 2010, 19:02
'CLEAN-UP REQUIRED ON AISE 25, WE HAVE A HUSBAND DOWN'
A husband and wife are shopping in their local ASDA
The husband picks up a case of Heineken and puts it in their trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only £10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisels further along, the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.
What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful" replies the wife.
Her husband retorts:
"So does the 24 cans of Heineken............and that's only half the price".
A husband and wife are shopping in their local ASDA
The husband picks up a case of Heineken and puts it in their trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only £10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisels further along, the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.
What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful" replies the wife.
Her husband retorts:
"So does the 24 cans of Heineken............and that's only half the price".
