Dear God: Here is a list of
just some of the things I must remember
to be a good Dog:
1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats
it or after he throws it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish,
crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's
underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's
crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand
straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before
entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside, and immediately
drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room, and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy', so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
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Maggie, Woof and Bryn, Together Forever
Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
Maggie, Woof and Bryn, Together Forever
Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
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Re: A Dog's prayer
Brilliant
Lins, Molly and Scooby
A house isn't a home without at least one Labrador
A house isn't a home without at least one Labrador
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Re: A Dog's prayer
Some of these ring bells
Litter trays and bowls have to be picked up when Taffy goes visiting.
HAVE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE
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Re: A Dog's prayer
Thats the best and so so true
Carol and Bobby xx
Carol and Bobby xx
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