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Post by Glenys »

A doctor was addressing a large audience !


'The material we put into our stomach is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have eaten, or will eat. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?


After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old man in the front row, raised his hand and said, 'Wedding Cake?'
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:D :D - HOW TRUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D


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Hee hee is that for the bride or the groom or both!

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Bride
Kath, Toby (Balee and Megan - Never out of my thoughts :love2: )
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