SCOUSERS JOIN FERRARI

[Diesel Kate]

"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of
the British Government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ
some Liverpudlian youngsters.



The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds
worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari
management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving
Ferrari an advantage over every other team.


However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's
first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to
change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they
had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the McLaren team for 8
cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in
the shower.

[jackiem]

[Gemma T]

Gemma x

[drexl1234]

that's another one I'll be pinching lol Dave

[Milosmum1]

Love Jackie n Milo xxx