A rather good looking mid twenties curvy blonde walks into a library and approaches the lady behind the counter and patiently waits her turn in the queue, When it's her turn the lady behind the counter looks up at her, smiles and says "Good morning, how may I help you today?"
The young blonde in a loud voice promptly replies " I would Like a Big Mac AND Fries Please"
The lady behind the counter, obviously shaken by this response replies in a very lowered tone, " You do realise this is a library?"
The blonde girls starts to blush slightly, leans forward and almsot whispers back, " I am so sorry, could I have a big mac and fries please"
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Re: Blondes
As I recall Gary started with these blonde jokes just before the last fun day. I think he likes living dangerously as he had a lot of blonde women out for revenge last year. I am now brunette but Gary beware I can still sneak revenge on you 
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Dare you wear a badge on fun day. There may be one or two of us out for revenge.
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Dont worry Lins I know who he is 
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Gary, you want to think yourself VERY lucky that this blonde lady can't attend the funday - however I do have a VERY good memory !Simbas Mum wrote:As I recall Gary started with these blonde jokes just before the last fun day. I think he likes living dangerously as he had a lot of blonde women out for revenge last year. I am now brunette but Gary beware I can still sneak revenge on you
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Unless he is the the cowering in the corner, and I very much doubt it, can you please point him out to me.Simbas Mum wrote:Dont worry Lins I know who he is
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Lins wrote:Unless he is the the cowering in the corner, and I very much doubt it, can you please point him out to me.Simbas Mum wrote:Dont worry Lins I know who he is
Oh Yes and to anyone else who wants to know
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Q.Why are blonde jokes so simple?Simbas Mum wrote:As I recall Gary started with these blonde jokes just before the last fun day. I think he likes living dangerously as he had a lot of blonde women out for revenge last year. I am now brunette but Gary beware I can still sneak revenge on you
A.So brunettes can remember them
Sorry Karen i could not resist
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What are you like. I bet you are hoping you are safe as you are an invalid 
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