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Clean Underwear
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.
From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple who drive their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at ther husband who was standing idly by watching.
The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple who drive their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at ther husband who was standing idly by watching.
The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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Re: Clean Underwear
Indeed it was!carolb wrote:![]()
Very much a laugh out loud moment.








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Very good it remins me of that day when Chris (Skippy) came to adopt a dog and I saw the spider going down his T shirt and stuck my hand down it
dont think he ever got over it 


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Re: Clean Underwear
Glenys wrote:Very good it remins me of that day when Chris (Skippy) came to adopt a dog and I saw the spider going down his T shirt and stuck my hand down itdont think he ever got over it
No Glenys hes never been the same since

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I would liked to have seen the ladys face when the penny dropped.

I bet the nurses in A & E were in "stiches" when they heard the story.




I bet the nurses in A & E were in "stiches" when they heard the story.



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