If Only..............
Posted: 28 Jan 2011, 19:42
If only all men were like mobile phones, you could:-
1 Choose the package that appeals to you most.
2 Pick the size and features you really wanted.
3 Upgrade to a newer model after 12, 18 or 24 months.
4 Set them to vibrate at all times.
5 Put them on silent mode when they do your head in. 
1 Choose the package that appeals to you most.
2 Pick the size and features you really wanted.
3 Upgrade to a newer model after 12, 18 or 24 months.
4 Set them to vibrate at all times.
5 Put them on silent mode when they do your head in.
