Labrador Rescue

A long time ago, a lady I know stepped on to one of those "Speak Your Weight" machines you used to see on railway platforms.

She put her penny in and the machine responded with
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. "One at A Time Please"

playpen wrote:A long time ago, a lady I know stepped on to one of those "Speak Your Weight" machines you used to see on railway platforms.

She put her penny in and the machine responded with
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.
.
.
.
. "One at A Time Please"

I've got no room to talk!

It reminds me of something my friend's dad used to say:
'Do you think I'm fat?'
'No, pull up two chairs and sit down.'

Ann x