Golf Club Sign
Posted: 05 Jul 2011, 13:20
Golf Club Sign
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART .
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP .
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING .
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER .
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE .
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU .
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS .
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING .
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES .
WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL , GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF .
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART .
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP .
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING .
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER .
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE .
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU .
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS .
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING .
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES .
WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL , GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF .