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Golf Club Sign

Posted: 05 Jul 2011, 13:20
by playpen
Golf Club Sign

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART .

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP .

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING .

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER .

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE .

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU .

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS .

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING .

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES .

WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL , GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF .

Re: Golf Club Sign

Posted: 05 Jul 2011, 13:32
by jackiem
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Re: Golf Club Sign

Posted: 05 Jul 2011, 16:59
by geddes
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Geddes.

Re: Golf Club Sign

Posted: 05 Jul 2011, 17:23
by rhoda4
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Ann, Paul & Zac x

Re: Golf Club Sign

Posted: 05 Jul 2011, 18:19
by Garyt
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Re: Golf Club Sign

Posted: 05 Jul 2011, 21:47
by Diesel Kate
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Going to have copy this and send it to a golfing friend.