Don't you just love it when they get the better of you!!! :D Your sequence of photos really made me laugh. All the time and effort you put into making that gate! :D :)
I suppose you could make a nice trellis with it and get a dog rose climbing it!!
I had to get Hovis to pose for the photo " its a portable gate" because he just threw the gate away, but you get the idea!
We made two gates .One for each door on the caravan , they lasted about two minutes which is 1 hour and 58 minutes less then it took us too make them.