A man sees a sign in front of a house which says " talking black Labrador for sale". He rings the doorbell and the owner tells him the Labrador is in the back garden. The man goes round the back and sees a black Labrador just sitting there. He says to the Labrador "You talk I believe" The black Labrador replies " I most certainly do" The man asks him " so whats your story"
The Labrador looks up and says -
Well I told the MI5 about my gift and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one thought a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for years. The travelling was pretty tiring so I got a new job at an airport doing some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. I then sired some puppies went to Crufts and now Im just retired.
The man is amazed and goes back to the owner and asks how much he wants for the black Labrador. The owner says £10. The man says to him " this Labrador is amazing why on earth are you selling him so cheaply"
The owner replied - - - Because hes a liar and he didnt do any of that stuff.
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