drexl1234 wrote:1. where do you get off or on a non-stop bus ?
2. why are some light bulbs Heavy ?
there has to be plenty of questions like that, any one got any
Dave and family.
Few more for you Dave
How do a fool and his money GET together?
How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why does a cowboy wear two spurs? If one side of the horse goes, so does the other.
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Crime doesn’t pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
How can there be self-help “groups?”
How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?
How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
What is the speed of dark?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Why do noses run, and feet smell?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
Gary
Dave